Malaysian food is complexly better than French

Responding to her single glance at my plate, as I sat down beside her, she tutted through Chinese teeth: “Western food, hotel food”. She didn’t mind, it’s what she expected of me, but what troubled me was that I knew better. Asian food is better. Lunch of Western lettuce, tomato, cucumber, however well put together, are no match in Asia and most specifically the advanced and complex flavours of Malaysian food. I learned this last time in KL; when I tweeted:

“The French think they have the best food, because they have never tried Malaysian”.

It’s true, but no one in the West will believe you; they read Western stories.

Wanting to repair credibility in front of my Asian class, I quickly went for my next choice from the buffet: sushi with chopsticks. I am quite proud of my chopstick skills, as I had unusual parents who took me and my siblings to Chinese restaurants in 1970s Edinburgh whilst other Scottish families were resolutely sticking to neeps and tatties. Their quest, to broaden my education beyond the brewery swilling norm, paid off. The Indonesian across the table was impressed; “skilful” he acknowledged. I had saved face and the credibility of all Westerners. Be grateful; I can chopstick with Sushi.

A few days later, I was explaining, on Facebook, that French food is no match for the best Asian food; where it has subtle grace, Malaysian food has advanced sophistication. Malaysian history helps its food: it has an immense coast line positioned between India in the West and Japan in the East. The travelers and immigrants have left their influence on the cuisine, but Malaysians have improved them: curries are better, peanuts have been included, fish is frequent.

My new Facebook friend, Madame Marianne, is shocked. She is, by and large French, and brought up with the knowledge that French is best and I dedicate this blog to her. This breakfast is for you Marianne.

What another bloody blog about a breakfast? Food blogs overflow, but this debate has wider implications. Persuade the French that their food is not at the top and they will be stopped in their tracks; European influence will falter.

I shall not attempt to describe ingredients or flavours, but simply present the story in pictures. French breakfasts are based around flour and look a bit like this:



Frenchy cheeses

Frenchy cheeses


Jams (Malaysian style)

Malaysian meals are typically a succession of small portions of different foods taken from the buffet. I chose six little courses starting gently building to the spicy crescendo, then descending back into a fruit calm, as below:

Usual with Guava & Dragon fruit, (yogurt with strawberry puree on side)

Usual with Guava & Dragon fruit, (yogurt with strawberry puree on side)


Roti Chani

Stir fried mixed vegetables with Mee Mamak

Stir fried mixed vegetables with Mee Mamak

Melon and fruit cocktail drink

Melon and fruit cocktail drink

I ask you simply: which looks like it has more depth, variety, excitement, subtlety and flavour. The answer is complexly obvious: Malaysian Asian.


3 thoughts on “Malaysian food is complexly better than French

  1. Thank you Marianne, I’ve had a bit of fun thinking and writing blogs this holiday. I did try the Kim Chi, but got in a muddle with it. I had it on its own, and I am told it needs diluting with plenty of rice. Will try again!

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    • I will send you and Stephanie a good one.
      I would love to make my own but unfortunately it might be a bit too smelly in the kitchen.
      Keep writing, please. I really find it interesting and I can also travel through your eyes.
      Thank you.


  2. First, I would like to thank you for my nomination, Jim.
    I am French and I have to show my patriotism especially when food and drinks are involved.
    However, I would like to clarify some points.
    I do not think that French food is the best despite my mum’s amazing cooking skills and each time I go back home (France, Loire Valley) I do enjoy eating authentic and regional dishes.
    Having spent my earliest 10 years of my life in South Korea and having travelled a lot, I have to admit I prefer South East Asian food: more variety, surprising tastes, no bread, small quantity of everything and (in my opinion) healthier than Western countries’ cooking.
    My breakfast is most of the time made of rice, eggs, soya sauce, a bit of vegetables and a light soup. Surprisingly, even the smell of “French breakfast” (bread, croissants, pain au chocolat, butter and jam) makes me sick.
    Oh! Jim! I forgot to add Kim Chi for breakfast and I know you’ve had a taste of it.

    Please, think of me when having your next meal in Malaysia. The food seems very tasty and appealing. Have a wonderful stay 🙂

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